Rivalry Week: Day 1

Top 10 reasons I go to the U:

1. Red looks good on me.
2. Close to better and many more ski resorts.
3. Free speech, diversity and individual thinking.
4. Louie Sakoda.
5. Molca Salsa.
6. The Utah Man song (much better than a hymn). Ki Yi!
7. The MUSS.
8. Not having to wear "Quest for Perfection" or "Fully Invested" shirts. (barf)
9. Hanging out with unshaved heathens. (Are girls required to shave their legs down south?...)
10. Being 11-0 and #7 in the country.